melon

shortened form of "meddling" or "meddling with"

don't be melon me
or i'm finna melon that cat over therre"

by dirty rob February 23, 2003

Melon Eater

Is a female who is a fat slag that thinks she's it and litterally looks like shes ate a melon(mainly found in colleges or schools and typical chav towns )
they have orange faces,which are usually plastered in different kinds of make-up and wear innapropriate clothing for them eg: leggings,g-strings and non fitting t shirts which show all fat in all areas
Do not approach one,if you ever see one

Melon Eater eg:Chavette,Fat Slag,Local bicycle

by master deepeazy August 10, 2010

melon felon

a description of a woman's bisexual/lesbian experimentation in college or other events (backpacking Europe, Burning Man, etc.)

She was a real melon felon in college; I saw her hook-up with two girls in one night!

by hellbentforpleather September 4, 2016

melonhead

(n)someone with notoriously big testicles.
(v)to give a melonhead, take your entire man's testicles into your mouth and lick all over.

(n)"My baby's got such a nice melonhead to suck! It's so huge!"
(v) "Gonna give my man some melonhead tonite, he's gonna love it!"

by Alicia August 6, 2004

Melon bashing

The act of stealing a melon/s from a turkish shop owner and taking it to the nearest park and smashing it with a can of red stripe.

The act of bashing melons

The new art of communication between alchol and fruits, namely melons

"We went past that smelly yurk's shop the other nite to perform melon bashing. The melon got bashed"

"I'm just bashing the melon"

"I feel bashed like a melon"

by FESTAtheINVESTOR December 24, 2008

Melon

A substitute for the insult "Bitch" when there are youngins around.

Luis: Hector guess what?
Hector: what?
Luis: Haruhi season 3 was confirmed!
Hector: no way?!
Luis: jk
Hector: you...*young folk walk in* MELON!

by Undercoverluis March 22, 2017

Giorgia Meloni

Fascist prime minister of Italy. Is known for her racist, homophobic and sexist propaganda (despite being a woman herself).
Victim of the Patriarchy, Meloni's policies include criminalizing same-sex marriage and adoption, euthanasia, cannabis, abortion, surrogacy.
She believes sex-ed in schools is merely an attempt of indoctrinating children by "Big Gay".
She demanded torture be made legal, and means to take down laws against nazifascism and racism.

"Did you know Giorgia Meloni openly declared Mussolini was a great man?"
"Why is she even allowed to have a career in the first place?"

by Genova2001 August 31, 2023