Martination

Martination: noun. the act or process of dancing like a martinet (a strict and rigid dance devoid of any musicality or rhythm, performed according to some internal mechanism; some compulsive urge that is indecipherable to any observer). See for example Elaine Benis dancing in Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 4

He walked on the dancefloor and proceeded to demonstrate a series of violent, awkward Martinations.

by safetygooner July 20, 2022

Matriarchified

When a female woman-plains to you.

I felt matriarchified when she was teaching me.

by Apeez August 17, 2022

marinara trench

Female nether regions during menstruation, especially with regards to oral sex.

You can handle my breadstick while I go to town on your marinara trench.

by Hungry Lad September 15, 2022

Marina Serna Ostalaza

Radical climate change activist with a taste for older boys and complicated degrees.

If you keep it up you will become Marina Serna Ostalaza.

by vitercas December 21, 2022

Martinassity

A person called Martin being a smartass over and over and over again

Today Martin is showing alot of Martinassity

by Muldi December 23, 2022

Martina

A short little bastard

You fucking martina

by redhjwo fgojeiosufhsfhieuhfoiy December 30, 2022

Mattina

Also commonly referred to as "Anittam" (Āh-ni-tām), those very rare people of the world named Mattina, are special humans capable of possessing incomparable feelings of empathy and compassion. So long as all seven letters are never reduced to only four, this should be easy to see. Although this unrivaled understanding of others can feel like a double-edged sword when taken advantage of as it often is, the perpetual rejuvenation of such an uplifting emotional reservoir is the single greatest source of human happiness to touch this Earth. Tragically, most Mattinas will never experience the true extent of what an impact they can have on others because it is of such a nature that one must be in an open mindset to fully absorb these upheavals to their emotional foundation. Akin to requiring a reboot for computers to finalize updates, asleep is when most experience the actual soul shift. The consequences of this nocturnal phenomenon are heart warming but vary widely in degree. Mattina's blessings to the world are usually shared, after some time, with others who are as equally unprepared to receive them as was the one who relayed them in finding the tables turned. Passed on with a sense of blind benefaction from one to another like a charge for drive-thru coffee, after passing through countless hands and hearts, this anthropological anti-virus eventually finds a resting place, as all beautiful things do. Make sure it isn't with you<3

At the symposium, Mattina spoke few words, yet touched many hearts.

by GreenEggs55 February 20, 2023