by MoonKnight September 1, 2003
Get the ass last mug.a compliment that I heard about you that I offer to trade for a compliment you have heard about me; can be redeemed at a later date or used as an installment for the future (as in, when someone hears something nice about you, if you have given them a trade-last, they are bound to tell you the compliment you received but weren't around to receive it)
Me: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
You: "Wow, really? That's awesome!"
Me: "Yeah, that's a trade last, so now you have to tell me next time someone says something good about me."
You: You got it!
(six months later)
You: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
Me: "Wow, really?"
You: "Yeah! That Peggy sure is obsessed with butts."
Me: "She's not very discerning, either."
You: "Wow, really? That's awesome!"
Me: "Yeah, that's a trade last, so now you have to tell me next time someone says something good about me."
You: You got it!
(six months later)
You: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
Me: "Wow, really?"
You: "Yeah! That Peggy sure is obsessed with butts."
Me: "She's not very discerning, either."
by Swass! II September 23, 2010
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by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005
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Get the Obamas last name mug.Old ripped underwear that you pack for a vacation trip then discard after wearing so you have less dirty laudry to pack for the trip home.
Julie: Why are you packing those ratty old briefs?
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.
by Red Sam Black November 7, 2012
Get the Last Chance Undies mug.A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.
Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.
Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.
Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"
Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"
Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
Get the Nice Guys Finish Last mug.An exceptionally well-made, worthy sequel to The Last of Us that received undeserved vitriol & review bombing from MAGAt incels just because it contained LGBTQ themes. Common deflection is they thought the story sucked, which is bullshit.
Overall, it's a game for actual adults.
Overall, it's a game for actual adults.
The Last of Us Part II is an example of videogames evolving and no longer being geared towards teenage boys.
by Soul_Driver April 12, 2021
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