Keyboard Warrior

The Fluid Thats Leftover after sex, resulting in loss of thought which conjures a -"Warrior"- like Brainfart.
- Resulting In a "Twat" or Retarded child.

Baz - "Shut up you fat shit"

J - "Come say it to my face, Keyboard Warrior"

by JayDrum1991 December 9, 2010

Keyboard Warrior

A boy/girl that has so much time they are always on their phone, texting, bbming whatever the weather, weasing birds in the most unballsy manner

Yeah you know that Sam ABear kid?
Yeah?
He's a right keyboard warrior!

by Moose1543 July 13, 2011

Keyboard cowboy

someone who talks cack on the internet and expects not to be caught especially privately and then exposed

x is a ****...(usually to another keyboard cowboy)

by one face March 23, 2009

Mouse and Keyboard

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.

"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"

by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006

Keiko

Word used for describing an ecspecially large girl, coming from the name of the whale Keiko.

Woah look at lindsay, what a keiko.

by Quill October 22, 2004

Keylocked

A gangster way of saying 'So there' or 'Shame'

Person A: You have been out with 5 boys, Yeh.
Person B: I have been out with 6 so keylocked

by RubiiLouu December 22, 2008

Keyboard warrior

A bunch of worthless idiots who won’t think they are safe behind that screen but when you confront them they act different and beg you not to cut their throat.

Keyboard warrior later kill themselves because they are to scare to fight anyone in person.

by Punjabi power September 2, 2020