Cone

A shortened version of pinecone.

When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.

Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!

by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022

Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner

Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?

by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011

Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather

#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication

by elliotneal October 27, 2008

cone nipples

probably the weirdest shit ive ever seen in my life but id probably still fuck

tory cruse has cone nipples but i still want to fuck her

by Lazy Susan's asscheeks January 29, 2017

J cone

An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong

yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?

by aussie1174 December 30, 2019

Cum Coning

Inserting a funnel into the anus or vagina and ejaculating inside

Cum Coning - Similar to cum funneling but non orally

by MOIST TATERTOTS June 11, 2018

Cone-owner

Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.

Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.

by Boss_Cunt_Queen May 2, 2022