Desk Harvest 

The act of harvesting all the useful items off of a person's desk when they are fired or quit (etc.).

"Ok now that Bob's gone it's Desk Harvest time, we agree that Mike gets the stapler, Ed gets the keyboard and Sal gets the chair."

Desk Harvest by AllieShandy March 13, 2009

Apple Harvest 

(V) When you donate Steve Jobbs' body to science

Oh man the boys at the lab are gonna have an apple harvest today!

Apple Harvest by Jared Pellin October 8, 2011

Bryce Harkey 

A man who believes in his own word and does not take any disrespect. He does not believe that hezekiah g is stronger than him. A man who enjoys the common qualities of life and who loves being tuff.

Hezi- watch it Bryce!
Bryce Harkey -nah bruh gotcha!

Bryce Harkey by Gucci belt on when I’m - May 7, 2019

ape harvester

A semiautomatic firearm, usually an AR-15 pattern rifle. Useful for harvesting apes or culling a troop which has gotten out of control.

Mang...check out my new Ape Harvester! I’ve got a pile of 30 round magazines ready to go.

ape harvester by G-persyn December 11, 2019

Polish Harvest 

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.

Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.

Polish Harvest by eL_dao October 1, 2023

Smell my Harvest 

Standing in the corner of a bar and you release a burpe from your arse and somebody walks up to you and smells your fart.

Hey Cassie, come over here and smell my harvest!

Smell my Harvest by Mike and Spike July 6, 2018

squirrel harvest 

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.

I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!

squirrel harvest by Schnooge July 9, 2004