eL_dao's definitions

Wiggling

When one is unable to achieve an erection and can’t give even the slightest weinering. It is considered wiggling, which is defined as the continued act of mashing one’s article in order to stimulate the clitorus, thereby considered sexually competent enough to not be gay.

Last night, upon leaving the bar after last call with a 2/10, I couldn’t provide an adequate weinering, which subsequently led me to supplying her with a vigorous wiggling, therefore I nailed her. Not gay.

by eL_dao January 11, 2025

Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.

Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.

by eL_dao October 1, 2023

Seaside Sewer Line

When a dude fucks a chick, and she cums all over his dick, and then he proceeds to fuck a man in the ass, and the odor created is referred to as the “seaside sewer line”.

Little Natey didn’t know he was bi until he tried a seaside sewer line.

by eL_dao March 2, 2024