2 definitions by AllieShandy

A two footed driver who constantly presses left, then right just like someone powering a paddle boat.
"Honk!!"

"Friggin' Paddle Boater, get out of the way!"
by AllieShandy March 13, 2009
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The act of harvesting all the useful items off of a person's desk when they are fired or quit (etc.).
"Ok now that Bob's gone it's Desk Harvest time, we agree that Mike gets the stapler, Ed gets the keyboard and Sal gets the chair."
by AllieShandy March 13, 2009
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