A small college on the outskirts of Los Angeles that only the geekiest kids get into. If you want a kick-ass Math/Science/Engineering without the Harvard-like elitist attitudes of MIT and Caltech, go to Harvey Mudd.
Harvey Mudd Student: "I masturbate to math problems every night."
by VandyDude May 7, 2007
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One of the most amazing smart person's colleges in the United States. It competes with Caltech and MIT in virtually all technical subject areas.

It is 2nd only (PhD prod.) to Caltech in: Physics, CS, Sciences/Engineering, Math.

It is 1st in Chemistry and Physical Sciences...and eighth in Biological sciences.

It is currently ranked 2nd, overall.

It was the last USA school to win the international programming competition. (1997) Last year, the USA's top rankings were a 3-way tie for 17th place.

School size: 670 students.
1. Ohhh shoooot...your friend got into Harvey Mudd College? Wow!

2. Yeah, you're amazingly smart. You're going to go to Harvey Mudd or something.

3. Dude, Harvey Mudd's parties are da bomb!
by OJG July 2, 2005
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because i want an ugly campus, genius classmates, and NOT CALTECH (... and MIT?)
I love Harvey Mudd, it's just better than Caltech. I'm sorry, Dr. Feynman.
by JustCallMeZ. September 19, 2023
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1. A community of unicyclists, pyromaniacs, and computer nerds.

2. An exciting, if short-lived, resource for Scrippsie's sexual frustration. Mudders are preferred to CMCers because they are less likely to turn into sexual predators.

3. A campus full of men who break up with Scrippsies by telling them that they "can't see this ending in marriage."
"Dude, you go to Harvey Mudd College? Can you get me some free tentacle porn?"

"You're dating a Mudder? Does he have time to sexually service you, when all he does is play Warhammer and D'n'D?"

"What do you mean 'your girlfriend's a Mudder'? There aren't any women there!"
by Lydia Mendoza March 8, 2008
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