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Grey Swan

A large scale impactful event that, with first order second order effects, impacts over a billion people in surprising ways. Though the event is surprising, it has actually been predicted or was likely to happen based on people that call themselves futurists and economists arguing both sides of every argument. Gray swans by default tend to be negative. Covid-19 was a graceful event has defined by the The Grey Swan Guild, a global think tank that studies these types of occurrences along with Grey Rhinos, Green Swans, White Alligator, and Black Jellyfish.
ROB: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS A "GREY SWAN". NO ONE EXPECTED THAT ROCKET TO CRASH INTO THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.

SEAN: Stop shouting and think. According to my quick research on perplexity and our website Prediction Market.. there was a 5% chance that one of the rockets or shuttles would crash into the ISS it's just a matter of gravity. Those are actually pretty good odds I can't believe it wasn't more defense on the ISS!
by robtyrie March 29, 2024
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Grey Net

The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.
"Wow! Is this what I think it is?"

"It sure is, I found it on The Grey net!"
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021
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Grey

Grey is an amazing friend. They are very demonish, but they are somkne you cant count on.
They are weird and hyper sometimes. you'll learn to love them.
"wowowoowowow! did you see them!?"
"yeah thats grey theyre crazy but amazing."
by lololololairi March 14, 2021
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Grey

The hottest, kindest, funniest, cutest, most adorable, most precious, most caring person alive. Someone you're glad you met. He will make you feel safer and more loved than an entire family can and will ever do. Even better than a soulmate.
Lev: "i love grey"

Grey: "i love me too"
by Batcherie November 21, 2021
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grey thursday

You going to the grey Thursday sale at walmart?
by Hacktastic November 23, 2017
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Grey's Anatomy

If you're seeing this, I hope I've helped your future self.

It's terrible. If you haven't watched it you've spared 4 billion brain cells being completely screwed over watching this. It's about a doctor who causes more children than birthing them FOR HER JOB, and is constantly fucking things up because she can't get over her boss (slept with him more than ). She blames herself on things because she's an intern, as if she's the "blame it on my zodiac sign" 14 yo girl at school. The scenarios are traumatically hilarious and ridiculous, like someone "accidently" leaving an undetonated bomb inside them (don't worry she fvcked that up too). I think after this episode I had a realization of the mental toll this was doing against me.

Anyways, the content is just shit and it just gets a little much at some point. what the hell
Person 1: "Hey did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy??"
Person 2: "the hell I didn't. do you think I'm going to ask you what happened"
Person 1: "Well Meredith slept with this new guy, his name's fucking JAQUISE OR SOMET-"
Person 2: *leaves*
by MilkFlavordSoda*moans* April 23, 2021
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Grey Goo

Grey Goo is a game character from the 'Tasty Planet' series. It follows the plot of a scientist creating something that can eat dirt and clean bathrooms, but it ends up eating the whole universe. The Grey Goo first eats dirt, hops on to a hand of the scientist's assistant then eats viruses, red blood cells and white blood cells. then after being drained to a river he eats everything else.
Professor:I MADE IT
Assistant:What is it?
Professor:The Grey Goo
Assistant:What does it do?
Professor:It cleans bathrooms

2 hours later

Professor:Oh no
Assistant:RUN!!!!
by Ahyesaverylongpseudonymboi September 21, 2021
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