flabbergagged

Gay slang for the supreme form of being gagged. Gagged beyond being speechless and astonished.

1) Sis read you so hard I’m literally flabbergagged.
2) You left me flabbergagged with your performance last night!
3) I CANNOT believe you just did that, I AM FLABBERGAGGED!

by Jarěd October 31, 2020

Flabbenoid

Like a human, but fatter and jiggly. The wave-like motion of someone’s rump as they descend the stairs.

“Whoa, April! Look at that flabbenoid over there just a jigglin and wigglin down the steps!”

by BirdnQueen November 9, 2020

Flabber cake

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female

Fuck you flabber cake

by Super motet November 28, 2020

flabbergasted

Absolutely appalled

'I was flabbergasted by the size of the whale'

by SovietWizard December 8, 2020

Flabbergaslighting

Continual gaslighting despite incontrovertible evidence and awareness of said gaslighting

After being confronted to tell the truth, the man continued flabbergaslighting his supporters.

by anonymous January 20, 2021

flabber

A shorter usage of flabbergasted, an abbreviation.

"Yo, I am such a soft queer" "Wow. I am flabber asf to hear that!" "No, fr I am a soft queer. On$."

by audreyjohnismeanduane January 20, 2021

flabba poon tang

something a ranga said

tell nat i say flabba poon tang

by anonymous February 11, 2021