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Earl

A synonym for marijuana hash oil. The end product of butane extracted marijuana. A concentrated form of marijuana.
Time for an earl session. Hey, do you have any earl? Lets smoke some Earl! We are raging earl. Careful with that earl, it is potent.
by maniac187 November 25, 2010
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Earl E. Williams

A Middle School In Tracy California,Founded By Earl E. Williams
Girl:Hey What School You Go To?
Boy:Earl E. Williams
Girl:Woah!!! Dont Mess With Me I Never Knew You Where Reppin For Them!!!
by Tyler Banh December 30, 2008
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Earlwin

the most amazing person in the world. soft spoken, proud, stubborn, unintentionally emotionally distant. earlwins do not easily admit their wrong or forgive others for mistakes; and for that they will never know what they could have had. earlwins must learn to forgive and give second chances.
He is an Earlwin and for that, he has my heart forever.
by pinkglitter212 September 28, 2011
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Earlweed

A dandelion-like weed that has Earl Pickles' face. Often it is not quite grown revealing a bald piece in the middle of its head. It is often killed by spraying a blow torch at it, firecrackers, or some other form of weed poison. Earlweed greens are also delicious to eat. So when you see a flower you just can't defeat, chances are it is an Earlweed!
Earl: Oh no, there's Earlweeds all over the yard. Time to break out the big guns. (he gets out a blow torch) Take that!

Nelson: Hold on, that's ugly. You don't want to kill a defenseless little weed! See how much it looks like you? (he picks one up and shows it to Earl)

Earl: Yes, they're pretty. But they must be destroyed! (he throws the torch at them. The torch explodes destroying all the Earlweeds) Take that! Victory is mine!

Opal: What have you done? You destroyed our garden. Why? (she starts crying) There were some pretty flowers there, and you ruined them.

Nelson: They were Earlweeds. They look like Grandpa Earl. You see? Cute!

Earl: Are you hungry? I think she made some Earlweed soup. We put those bad boys to good use! Long live Earlweed!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 14, 2011
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Earl Butts triple play

"a tight pussy, a loose pair of shoes, and a warm place to take a shit" as defined by Earl Butts.

He was the Secretary of Agriculture and head of the committee to reelect President Richard M. Nixon. He was disparaging Afro-Americans with his comment.
Coming out of the bathroom with a big grin and wearing his favorite pair of shoes Scott said to his girlfriend with a wink "I'm on my way to getting an Earl Butts triple play today?"
by the yahoo February 28, 2013
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Dirty Earl

Proper Noun;1) The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.
ex. How did you get that black eye?

I was caught in the middle of a dirty earl.
ex.2. We are going to be late for work! Dirty earl.
by ner121 June 15, 2020
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flaming earl

when someone dumps pure alc. on a dildo and shoves it up there ass.
Peter gave himself a flaming earl.
by shanksta March 22, 2005
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