bag le douche

someone who is being more than your average douchebag. calling them the french version of the word implies that they are not only a douchebag but they are also french, making the insult far worse.

man 1: geez, that guys is a douchebag.

man 2: no, dude. what that bag le douche did transcends normal douchebaggery.

by c-web November 15, 2007

Team super douche

A team of people who utterly suck -- in fact, they suck & blow at the same time!

What part are you role-playing now, huh? Team super douche?

by Telephony February 20, 2014

Douche Bucket

The literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of shit that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. Only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. If you do not know a douche bucket.....then you ARE the douche bucket. Too bad sucka!

Damnit Jeff, shut the fuck up! You are such a fucking douche bucket.

by Chef Ba-dank-a-dank October 30, 2009

Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.

Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!

by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015

Plastic Bag of Douche

An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...

"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."

by Kevin Hackler July 24, 2006

douchebadge

The badge of the douche. Any accessory that makes the wearer look like a self-important idiot.

-Lisa always walks around with her bluetooth earpiece in her ear, even when she's not on the phone.
-I know, it's totally her douchebadge.

by L.M. Aut August 29, 2007

Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.

He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming

by Nearchow October 15, 2010