carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

by paulk6532 July 30, 2008

Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.

Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.

by Moses October 13, 2003

carrot topping

when a ginger kid, low rides so low you can see his pubes out the top.

wow ! thats dirty a ginger kid carrot topping !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

Churro-Burger

Interacial sex, what happends when the gardner meets the the horny Milf housewife and make a meal.

Jose the gardner: Senora, i'm done with yoor gardin.

Housewife: Great, you want something eat? Maybe......you could eat a hot, tasty burger that I could give you?

Jose the gardner: Oh.....shoore! I'll bring my churro.

Housewife: Awesome! Let's make a Churro-Burger!

*The Gardner sticks his dick in the mature housewife's pussy and makes a great fusion of food*

by Shredder on keytar December 2, 2009

Carrol County

The most boring and unbearable shithole imaginable. A spawning pool for rednecks and wangsters, also an alternate word for the term, 'Hell'.

What were you, raised in Carrol County?", " 'Your sentance is... Five consecutive years in Carrol County.' 'No, Your Honor, please! Have mercy!!!'

by TheChickosaur December 17, 2010

Brown-Carrot

What Santa actually did with that carrot you left out for Rudolph.

EWWW! I found a brown-carrot at the base of the chimney...

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

sexual carrot

n. Refers to a ginger or red head which constantly makes inappropriate sexual remarks. Because the comments are often met with disdain, this person is generally disliked, making people wish he or she was buried in dirt so that only their hair is showing.

Person 1: Some red headed guy at the party named Mike kept making dumb jokes about butt sex while everyone else was talking.
Person 2: Oh you mean the ginger kid! I hate that guy!
Person 3: Yea, Mike's a sexual carrot.

by A guy on a hill July 24, 2011