croptard

Someone who takes screenshots of photos because they don’t know how to save the originals, but they also don’t know how to crop their screenshots down to just the photo, so they repost photos of their whole screen.

I see a lot of good memes posted today but they were a nuisance to re-share because they were posted by croptards.

by SgtBoom May 31, 2021

Cropius

Twice as much as copious! Double the abundance double the quantity.

I smoked a cropius amount of weed and now I cant ....

by Yodafoxy June 13, 2021

Cropious

Twice as much as copious! Double the abundance double the quantity.

I smoked a cropious amount of weed and now I cant ....

by Yodafoxy June 13, 2021

Cromped Out

When you’re really cromped out

“I’m really cromped out man.”

by BizzleMyPickle July 19, 2021

Crop Circle

Shaved pubic area on an otherwise very hairy man

When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”

by Breezewardlycos November 6, 2021

Croplosion

Discovered in late 2021, a rare and extremely hard to diagnose disease. Symptoms often include; irrational outbursts with regards to cryptocurrencies and/or the blockchain, anger tantrums regarding current crypto pricing, and a general negativity towards cryptocurrencies.
The first recorded case involved crypto.com, hence the name "Croplosion".

"They've gone mad, they've got Croplosion"

by Un1x November 20, 2021

cromptchy

adjective. Describes something that is so crunk, it makes your brain feel like popcorn. Similar to FUBAR.

How even designed this software? It’s cromptchy!

by DisgruntledDev September 7, 2021