Crop Circle

Shaved pubic area on an otherwise very hairy man

When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”

by Breezewardlycos November 06, 2021

Ginger Snap

Hand job from a red head

That woman from the Wendy's ads must give a great ginger snap.

by Breezewardlycos November 13, 2013