cancho

the act of making a finger-gun with both your hands, combining them together then violently shoving it into another person's anus.

Gave him the old cancho, he ain't shiting for weeks

by Doofensmirkle December 18, 2021

Coach

Basically, just a god damn legend. More used like Mr Coach

Person 1:Look at that legend

Person 2: No he’s just Mr Coach the legend of the school.
Person 1: Yeah you right

by Lukasalegend December 19, 2021

Cench

Central Cee calls himself Cench

Whos up next? They say its Cench Whats the Odds Place the Bets

by Cench November 14, 2022

Coch tease

Someone who changes the song just when it gets to the good part.

Jason, stop messing with Spotify and leave it on one song, you’re being such a coch tease.

by Visiblemode December 10, 2022

coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

by FCoachJones October 29, 2023

dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.

I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

Bucket Coach

Someone who isn't AS drunk as the person throwing up into a bucket, garbage can, sink, toilet, etc. The Bucket Coach is usually drunk, and thus willing to help their comrades with their 'ordeal'.

They can either be yelling words of encouragement, holding the bucket, holding the person puking, or a combination of these.

Example:

Bucket Coach: "COME ON puke out that fireball like a motherfucking DRAGON!!!" *Slaps puker on the back*

Puker: *BLAAAAAGHRGGHHGRGHHH* "I feel...be.." *BLAAAAHGGGRRGHH*

by SO4 December 10, 2009