calone

A non-German perfume that smells so intensely yucky or cloying that other folks typically clear out whenever someone wearing said crap-lotion comes anywhere near, leaving said scent-steeped person "all by his lonesome".

Slathering on copious quantities of calone can often be highly effective if you're not in the mood to be intimate with someone, but occasionally said ass-craving person will either not have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, have thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose, or be so lust-crazed that he will feel that his getting laid is worth enduring the horrible stench.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

cagon

1. A muttony pie.

2. A half-wolf, half-dragon creature, forged in the midst of a struggle with evil wizards. This definition is less highly-regarded; specious.

1. Where the hell is the cagon and construda? Laurence Maroney is hungry.

2. Some cagons can cast an anti-magic spell, if cagons existed, which they don't.

by WolfDragon November 7, 2007

Cat on a hot tin roof

A sexual act where the male inserts a candle into his belly button and lights it as the female rides him frantically.

I thought your mom was kinda vanilla but she actually rides a mean cat on a hot tin roof.

by RiggsMurtaugh September 12, 2017

baby canon

noun

term used for a huge package.

Damn, that is some baby canon you got there.

by jamallikesanal12 July 1, 2008

milk carton

a pussy that can hold a nice amount of cumm

damn shaudi got a milk carton

by bvng bvng July 16, 2014

canon king

A fucking loser with a small ugly cock that doesn’t masturbate because he’s a little pussy ass bitch that like to get rocked to sleep by his mom at night because he’s gay. He’s so gay he has a bad fungus on his ass from is last gay orgy where got his butt resized. He now only does circle jerks because no one can fill his big hole and he can’t get pleasure from anal anymore.

Canon King sucks man pussy

by LickUrMomPussi6969 August 16, 2019

carton

also known as package, a man's "PIRVATE" area

dude, look how huge my package is

by Jenny February 13, 2004