bollix

Literally, "fucker" .
Taken from the movie "The Comittments"

Joey: I'm Joey -The Lips- Fagan.
Jimmy: An' I'm Jimmy -The Bollix- Rabitte

by jhp February 8, 2005

Soppy Bollocks

1. a poof, a fag, someone who fails 2 stand up 4 themselves
2.Mark "dougie" Jones
3.One with droopy moist testicles

1)oi soppy bollocks, make ur mind up.
2)Mark jones has soppy bollocks
3)Jesus dude ur scrote is dripping, u must have a severe case of soppy bollocks

by Boogie Pimp September 28, 2004

Brollen

New word recently being used for white people. Similar to cracker or nigga.

White Boy A: Hey what's up my brollen?
White Boy B: Nothing much, this black kid just called me a brollen. Let's get him.
White Boy A: Damn right, my brollen.

by White people November 28, 2007

Bollitics

Politics which are bollocks! Also used conversely where people talk bollocks but are used in a political context.

It was bollitics, which spewed from his rather large mouth!

Are you talking bollitics again!

How much bollitics does that person speak!

by Hew G E Rection April 10, 2011

bollock dolphin

1. An exclamation of irritation on the realization that the shops are shut after 5pm on a sunday
2. A dolphin with one testicle.
3. A man (or woman) blessed/curse with genetalia resembling an aquatic mammal, e.g dolphin
4. generic impulsive insult

when standing outside Sainsburys at 5:01pm (Sunday)"oh bollock dolphin, one finds that Sainsburys is closed"

or

*general dolphin noises* - "shit! where did the other one go!....oh no im in a tin (although reasonably priced)...mmmmmm"

by Eli (and James) May 31, 2006

Uwe Boll

A German director, producer and screenwriter who is often said to be the worst director ever. That couldn't be further from true, Uwe is actually quite good, at least better than mainstream assholes like Friedberg and Seltzer. Most of the people who bash him do it because that's "cool" and have never even seen any of his movies. Or they bitch about how he ruined all those awesome games by converting them to crappy movies. But actually his movies are better than the games they come from, by watching the movies at least you can laugh at them, because they are not to be taken too seriously. After all, they are financed by Nazi gold.

Uwe is also upright, he knows that his movies are not successful and he makes jokes about them, unlike many directors who think they were chosen by God or something to make movies which actually suck ass.

And the last time I checked bashers made that stupid petition to stop him, but it didn't work. So much about them. And we knows what he does to the critics in the boxing ring.

guy1:OMFG Uwe Boll sucks ass dude!
guy2: Did you see any of his movies?
guy1:like...no. But he totally sucks lol
guy2: stfu please dumb fuck

guy1: oh no Uwe made another game to movie adaptation! They are total shit!
guy2: Did you actually play any of these games before watching the movies?
guy1: ...No. But they still like totally suck and stuff. Everybody says so.
guy2:...

by SmokeG August 10, 2008

bollix

Alternative (eg internet) spelling of bollocks, as used by Gav Bell.

On msn: "bollix left me fukin mobile at uni"

by oracle March 12, 2004