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Corduroy Cock

The veiniest of cocks. This preasure vessel boasts 6 to 14 blue thumpers running straight down the shaft.
The veins of Steves corduroy cock slid between all of Wanda's gappy teeth.
by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019
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Cock Snatchery

(Cök Snâch-ər-ee)

Something that is over priced, or otherwise attempts to leave your life savings and or wallet horse-molested. A ripoff.
"Damn, son! $25.99 for a 24 pack of Miller? That's Cock Snatchery! Grab the Busch it's $10 less and comes with 6 more."
by HorseWithGloves September 4, 2018
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Mike Cocks

The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)
Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.
by youdontknow_me June 27, 2019
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Cock ride

A man lays on his back while his partner sits on his cock. Then his partner moves up and down on the cock in a squatting movement
I’m going for a cock ride tomorrow

U homosexual
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Zombie Cock

When your cock becomes infected after someone with rotten teeth scrapes your shaft during a blow job
Man I have zombie cock because that bitches rotten teeth cut my shaft
by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019
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Cock Snot

Another term for sperm, cum, or ejaculate.
Lacey: Aww honey, you got your cock snot all over me.
Jason: Sorry babe.
by jasonjjung76 September 22, 2019
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Cock Waffle

A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems
Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.
by Bjl317 August 5, 2019
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