The veiniest of cocks. This preasure vessel boasts 6 to 14 blue thumpers running straight down the shaft.
by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019
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Something that is over priced, or otherwise attempts to leave your life savings and or wallet horse-molested. A ripoff.
Something that is over priced, or otherwise attempts to leave your life savings and or wallet horse-molested. A ripoff.
"Damn, son! $25.99 for a 24 pack of Miller? That's Cock Snatchery! Grab the Busch it's $10 less and comes with 6 more."
by HorseWithGloves September 4, 2018
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Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.
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