Parrotmeat's definitions

Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

Corduroy Cock

The veiniest of cocks. This preasure vessel boasts 6 to 14 blue thumpers running straight down the shaft.

The veins of Steves corduroy cock slid between all of Wanda's gappy teeth.

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

freebasting

The act of squirting cocaine dissolved in water into your butt hole, using a turkey baster.

Jim’s brother Steve never made it to Thanksgiving, he was freebasing cocaine . Jimmy on the other hand never missed a thanksgiving you could always find him in the kitchen, freebasting cocaine. Crack is wack …make it to Thanksgiving.

by Parrotmeat June 16, 2024

Mike Smith

Coolest dude you’ll ever meet and the greatest friend anyone could ask for. Professional karaoke singer who loves to plays darts and horse shoe. Count yourself lucky if you encounter a Mike Smith. Not to be confused with Mike Smith.

Mike Smith killed a shark with a tiger tooth .

by Parrotmeat May 13, 2021

Imsporetant

Referring to the importance of mycelium on this earth.

It’s so imsporetant how the ecosystem maintains its stability to keep us alive.

by Parrotmeat April 22, 2021

weird up

1.) A term used to greet weird friends and people.
2.) A term used to provoke others to do something weird after something weird was done.

1.) Weird up bro!
2.) yo did you see that ....weird up!

by Parrotmeat May 12, 2021

Sole Snatcher

Sole Snatcher - one who shits in random shoes. Often at party's or department stores. Never to be seen ... only felt.

After a long night of partying Rick slid his foot into his Timberlands .. Hot turd engulfed his foot and Rick instantly knew his shoe had fallen victim to a Sole Snatcher.

by Parrotmeat December 30, 2015