Green Penis 

I know who has a crunchy green Penis!

Green Penis by Ykcab June 18, 2003

yellow puffy part of the penis 

What I have a burning sensation in.

"What should I do when there is a burning sensation in the yellow puffy part of the penis?"

yellow puffy part of the penis by Vulgar Clown August 21, 2003

White Penis 

truly the alpha dick, every girl slobbers over it and they are the biggest and the most powerful, as black dicks tend to be ashy, no girl likes that, and asians are small, and italians arent thick and juicy like the whites, the italians are just long. but the whites have a thick and juicy and long one

wow i ate a white penis last night it was so tasty

White Penis by just your average human January 23, 2019

shrinking penis 

shrinkage of ones member until it shrivels up to nothing

Chris has a shrinking penis from all the raunchy sex he had.

shrinking penis by the lovely neighbor September 19, 2004

Reverse Penis 

A reverse penis is a vagina.

Her reverse penis is the opposite of a penis.

Reverse Penis by Rusy Shakelford July 31, 2007

get a penis 

'get a penis' is meant to diss someone, it doesnt rly make sence but thats the fun of it. it can be used to male and female.

jeff: hey dude u missed a spot at cleaning
dude: get a penis man.

get a penis by Rduder August 13, 2008

e-penis 

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.

"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"

e-penis by Rory January 6, 2007