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A fucking ungrateful piece of shit who hates it’s brothers cooking and Bruk up my jabba. She is a snotty brat who is a female but looks exactly like it’s brother
Me: wow ur sister is an ungrateful piece of Shit

Friend: yeah she’s such a bitch
WHATTA ALICIA
by just your average human February 7, 2018
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truly the alpha dick, every girl slobbers over it and they are the biggest and the most powerful, as black dicks tend to be ashy, no girl likes that, and asians are small, and italians arent thick and juicy like the whites, the italians are just long. but the whites have a thick and juicy and long one
wow i ate a white penis last night it was so tasty
by just your average human January 24, 2019
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Nathaniel is the type of guy to date a grade 3 with nostrils bigger than her ears. He is the type of guy to play with Thomas the tank engine toys at the age of 14 and watch the episodes on YouTube and memorize the theme song. He is the type of guy who plays megaman and sonic games on his laptop at school. He is also 14 and in grade 9. He has the hair of an 80 yr old man, voice of a 2 year old ( high pitched) mindset of a 5 year old, body of a 14 yr old, no meat on his bones. He’s skin and bone.
Me: did you hear about that kid?
Dude: yeah I heard he’s such a nathaniel
by just your average human February 13, 2018
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Matthew is the type of guy to love the ladies but they don’t seem to like him back. Maybe in secret, but not likely. He is a very kind and romantic funny average smart guy. But no one seems to care. He’s a lil ugly, but some people rate him 7
Guy1: wow I feel bad for Matthew he’s so sad because he’s lonley
by just your average human February 13, 2018
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Matthew, well, he has many nicknames, but prefers matt. he is single, and doesn't think there is anyone for him. but he always says he would do anything to keep his girlfriend happy, if he had one. when he likes someone he almost never flirts with other girls once he is set on someone hes SET ON THEM he also has many catchphrases or catchsounds, he also says he is very ugly inside and out, he gives good advice when its needed, and his relationships dont last a long time.
he is also very sweet and he has brown eyes, shaggy hair and always has a hat on. he is also very strong. matt also appear dumb when you first meet him but when hes gone you miss him
his only issue is when he gets too close to his crush, his crush sees him as a brother.
male friend 1: matthew is so sweet but he might ruin his friendship he has with her, theyre perfect for eachother
by just your average human July 24, 2019
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