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A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Behaving and/or presenting yourself in a false manner...
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman would be using a cheesy pickup one liner OR attempting to impress a woman through unfounded/untrue exploits and/or achievements
by tazwegion July 30, 2008
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jeff yourself

1) Allowing the Game Master to use the suggestions of a player or players to screw them over in game.
2) Giving the Dungeon Master knowledge to help defeat or hurt the player.
Wizard: "I am going to cast mage ar... wait... Technically, my spell book got ruined after we got thrown into the River."
Cleric: "Damn it! Why did you have Jeff Yourself like that!"
DM: *Grins* "Roll a percentile to see how many pages were ruined."
by Daleo Star July 30, 2010
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Todd yourself

Telling a person to go out the Amanda Todd way, by drinking bleach.
Go Todd yourself you cunt
by X867 October 18, 2012
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Go tensile test yourself

Engineer's euphemism of "Go f--- yourself".

A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.

This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.
Asian guy: "meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? I suck and I need to leech off of you."

meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."
by meselfs May 22, 2005
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Go fuck yourself.

The unofficial slogan of New York City. It is used to end or pre-empt a conversation.
"Does the G line stop at Rockefeller Center?"
"Do I look like a godamn tourist kiosk? Go fuck yourself."
by Seventh Planet September 11, 2015
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Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.
Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.
by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017
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Get beside yourself

A modern phrase invented by a millennial of telling somebody to be humble and taking a crystal clear look at themselves before passing judgement and/or being critical towards others.
"Maybe you should sit back down and re-evaluate your thoughts, be humble... and get beside yourself."
by Rosemarie_ May 24, 2017
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