A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman would be using a cheesy pickup one liner OR attempting to impress a woman through unfounded/untrue exploits and/or achievements
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Get the A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman mug.1) Allowing the Game Master to use the suggestions of a player or players to screw them over in game.
2) Giving the Dungeon Master knowledge to help defeat or hurt the player.
2) Giving the Dungeon Master knowledge to help defeat or hurt the player.
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DM: *Grins* "Roll a percentile to see how many pages were ruined."
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by X867 October 18, 2012
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A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.
This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.
A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.
This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.
Asian guy: "meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? I suck and I need to leech off of you."
meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."
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"Do I look like a godamn tourist kiosk? Go fuck yourself."
"Do I look like a godamn tourist kiosk? Go fuck yourself."
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"Maybe you should sit back down and re-evaluate your thoughts, be humble... and get beside yourself."
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