pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

by stahlout September 16, 2006

wipe off the swine

The act of wiping the germs off of somebody after coughing/sneezing on them.
It is a rather pointless act, probably wiping even more germs on them, but it gets rid of some of the paranoia.

Person 1: AAAAA-CHHOOOOO!!!!! onto Person 2's arm.
Person 2: Bless you.
(Person 2 is really thinking about how he/she is going to sue Person 1 when they get the swine flu.)
Person 1 wipes the site that they sneezed on saying, "Here let me wipe off the swine flu."

by up@6aM May 6, 2009

wipe-out hacker

A hacker who enjoys wiping out computers after stealing information.

A wipe-out hacker is a piece of human garbage!

by Word Madman March 22, 2019

Wipe Your Minge

A derivitive of 'Dry your eyes'.

"Oh wipe your minge and stop complaining!"

by Jaffa_cake April 30, 2007

One Wipe Wonder

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean

Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder

by Evered June 2, 2014

cunt wet wipe

MANLIKEHAKS

MANLIKEHAKS is a cunt wet wipe from london

by wetWipeMan February 16, 2021

Chug Jug Wipe

A team of absolute legends wipe the board 2-0 with extreme ease.

Yo Matthias we just Chug Jug Wiped these fools!

by Murder9 November 5, 2018