Wardrobe Toilet

The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.

Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."

by wardrobetoiletmaster June 7, 2011

Wardz.vr

Omg its Wardz.vr the nerd lets leave cus he is dumb

deez nute Wardz.vr

by Shadoq April 20, 2022

Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.

I gave emily a blind wardrobe.

by Gavin Welker February 16, 2003

farden warden

EVERYTHING and ANYTHING
taco and paco <33

"pssh farden warden"

by best friend for ever and ever March 7, 2008

cherokee wardrum

When you have a large penis, and you beat your dick in your stomach. Like a wardrum.

My brother was playing the Cherokee wardrum last night.

by The manliest November 12, 2017

Wardope

Wardope: Military issued psychotropics or pain meds handed out in buckets to war weary troops in order to keep them from going fucking insane.

Hey shithead you gonna share your wardope?

by TheS4rge January 21, 2011

grits warden

Self-empowered cube worshiper. Enjoys long walks through the church and Simon Says.

Dude, that (four) girl's trying (four) to be Simon (four)! What a (four) grits warden! (four)

by Ray June 2, 2004