tool time

pl. (N)- the social gathering of awkward people who lack the mental capacity to understand that they being used as an instrument to please one that is higher in a social standard.

During lunch one can see the tool time lunch table doing another person's homework.

by checktard-freytag October 21, 2011

tool snob

A fan of the Los Angeles band Tool who takes an elitest mindset of the group, such as dismissing non-fans as "not understanding the music", or claiming detractors to be fans of death metal or black metal music. In forums and online encyclopedias, Tool snobs also deny/downplay the band's notorious influence in the nu-metal genre (according to his personal website, Fred Durst is one of many who claim Tool to be a prominent influence), and also sometimes accuse any comedian of being a rip-off of the late Bill Hicks (who Tool admires.)

TOOL SNOB: "Tool is the most progressive band I have heard in a long time. Yet I never heard of Porcupine Tree, Opeth, or Kotipelto. Are they just the same old death metal bands?"

TOOL SNOB: "You just don't understand their music. Listen to it again. This stuff is deep, like my joint."

by saturn's son September 5, 2008

tool Box

Someone who is dumber than a 'Tool,' this person is described as a "Tool Box"

Jesus tity fucking christ is she a fucking Tool Box, WOW.

by BMOUNZ May 2, 2005

Tool Box

Reference to a room full or folk easily termed as "Tools"

"Christ, the Lobby is a fuckin tool box today."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Tool Bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that since there is not a more tool-ish word than tool, they can only be described as a "tool bag," logically. One who has the tool quality of so many tools, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

A group of sophmores is a bunch a tools ::AS TO:: A single freshman is a tool bag.

Good Charlotte are tools ::AS TO:: Ryan Seacrest is a tool bag.

by Ebits April 20, 2008

tool box

Derogatory term for a Scion xB because of the ugly box-like shape of the car and the type of people who generally drive them: tools.

Damn it R.J., you are such a tool so go get in your tool box and drive the fuck out of here.

by Poolside Becky May 2, 2008

Tool Belt

n. a stupid, vapid, or unpleasent person. A general expansion of insult tool in order to create more emphasis.

Anyone who makes up incoherent urban dictionary definitions based on friends names and other worthless garbage is a tool belt.

by KingPr0n October 26, 2004