touch-down

To arrive at a place. Devrived from 1990s classic"Jubilee All" by DJ Jubilee line "I'm from uptown we bout to touch-down"

Me:"We coming from the Big Raggedy to go to the House of Blues. Be there in a few hours"
Friend: "Fosho. Call me when you touch-down

by tuebaby October 12, 2016

Touch Her Shoulder

To have sex with a girl. The epitome of all that is good in life. Originated in the Off-Topic Discussion Forum on GameSpot.

"I like a girl, but I don't know how to get closer to her. What should I do?"
"Touch her shoulder, and she'll love you long time."

by ---Anonymous--- October 17, 2007

boob touch

When you touch a female's boob(s).

Bob: How'd it go last night?
Bill: I got in a boob touch!

by Daleks August 16, 2011

The Bad Touch

A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.

The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt

by Bweeks March 30, 2009

knuckle touch

The act of two/three people touching knuckles in celebration of something. While the knuckle touch is similar to the pound it is more gentle.

Bud and Justin knuckle touch after the sweet madden play.

by BudmanOfAlcatraz August 30, 2007

Midas Touch

The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.

My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.

by Ginger Ted February 28, 2004

Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020