Leave the donkey at the airport 

When you, because of inaction or indifference, leave a condom inside a woman after intercourse.

I wasn't really that into her, so I decided to leave the donkey at the airport.

Leave the donkey at the airport by Stump Merrill June 24, 2010

The Donald Trump

This is where you get a man to get on his hands and knees, stick your dick up his butt, then eat Arby's Natural Chicken Sandwiches on his back.

I went to Sean Penn's house yesterday and he preformed The Donald Trump on me.

The Donald Trump by Welley Baba July 24, 2008

dobbin the donkey 

To dob the donkey is , dare I say it ? to have sexual intrcourse with a donkey. As disgusting as this may sound, it is common practice in the hills surrounding the Costa Blanca in Spain.

Hey, Miquel ! Where is Noel ?

He'll be along in a minute. He's dobbin the donkey my friend.

dobbin the donkey by emanuel de muffin November 24, 2006

Pin the Tail on the Donkey 

When you're about to have sex with a girl on her period... you turn out the lights so it's dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her ass in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. Upon completion, sex is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the vagina and/or Donkey Punch is optional.

"Dude, my girl was on the rag last night so I had to play a little "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" to get a piece.

Pin the Tail on the Donkey by Daniel Patrickk December 17, 2006

Frosting The Donut 

To simultaneously defecate and vomit.

"Last night I was so wasted I sat on the toilet to take a dump, and before I could stop myself I'd frosted my donut."

Frosting The Donut by The Yellow Dart June 28, 2004

dicking the donkey

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Mexico. Similiar to "Dicking the Dog".

Hey Pedro, stop dicking the donkey and help me move these boxes.

dicking the donkey by Charlie of Mexico November 2, 2007

Feed the donkey (v.) 

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks

I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.

Feed the donkey (v.) by The Char November 25, 2003