shovelface

A girl who looks like an elephant's ass taking a huge dump.

That girl is a shovelface, I can't stand to look at her.

shovelface by Sanchez April 7, 2005

shove 

A vagina. So named because it is a place where a lot of shoving occurs.

Hey mom, thanks for plopping me out of your shove.

I'm tired of these loose bitches, I want a girl with a nice, tight shove.

shove by fjorg October 8, 2009

Shovelling 

Intimate, yet rapid hand movement made between a naked man and woman, made whilst bathing in a room filled with unsuspecting witnesses in the absence of any forgiving bathing paraphernalia such as bubble bath ....

Yeah she got that limp shovelling

Shovelling by unsuspecting witness #8 July 12, 2011

Shoelace Bears

The tiny bears that sneak up when you're not paying attention and untie your shoes.

Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.

Hot dang, those be some wild pesky shoelace bears!

Shoelace Bears by Scoopy_Pigeon April 5, 2011

shit shoveler 

A Gay ass raming person.
A boner riding bastard.

U shit shoveling fuck

shit shoveler by Ass man November 27, 2003

Shove it up your ass sideways 

Meaning;I don't give a f***! Get away or I'll kick your ass,my foot going in sideways! Used when extremly annoyed or pissed off by somebody. Also can be used as a comeback

Annoyed
Person 1:Oh,Oh,Oh can I have your autograph?!
Person 2: Just shove it up your ass sideways,damnit! D<

Comeback
Person 1:Coward!!
Person two:shove it up you ass sideways.

Shove it up your ass sideways by FlippyHippy October 8, 2010

shoeloppy 

when two people engage in cyber intercourse

Sally and I had shoeloppy last night, it was pretty hardcore.

shoeloppy by Milkmytits January 17, 2008