shovelface

A girl who looks like an elephant's ass taking a huge dump.

That girl is a shovelface, I can't stand to look at her.

by Sanchez April 07, 2005

Buske

Verb (Bus- Key):
To ditch your friends for a girl you have little or no chance with, yet remain to pursue.
A one sided crush.
Also see "gay best friend"

Man, I though Ryan would be at the Tavern last night.

No, he's pulling another Buske.

by Sanchez June 24, 2004

greasy wire

A smooth operator. someone who is well liked by others.

I thought you where a greasy wire, but your nothing but a rusty chain.

by sanchez February 12, 2005

poppets

Small drops of shite that fall out at perfect intervals and float on the water in clusters.

'i just planted some poppets'

by sanchez September 05, 2003

clit

The spot of all spots on a woman - if touched right can make you squirm all night long, and if he or she knows what there doing can make you have the best orgasim possible - multiples if you please.

I thought I knew how to touch myself until he did it and oh my god I wanted to cum right then - get someone who knows what there doing - i did

by sanchez June 20, 2003

Wet Wimbledon

Ejaculating a load onto a woman's face, then bludgeoning her with a tennis racquet.

Your little sister is missing teeth because of the Wet Wimbledon I gave her last night.

by Sanchez April 22, 2005

BYEASS

To give "Number one brown Jerseys" to little girls

lets go drinking BYEASS

by sanchez February 11, 2003