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Definitions by Sanchez

Wet Wimbledon

Ejaculating a load onto a woman's face, then bludgeoning her with a tennis racquet.
Your little sister is missing teeth because of the Wet Wimbledon I gave her last night.
Wet Wimbledon by Sanchez April 22, 2005
A young man whos perverted. The biggest perv around whos name is D (Hence Dirty D)
Oi dirty D stop fuckin pervin these chicks, they dont like it!
dirty d by sanchez April 19, 2005

shovelface

A girl who looks like an elephant's ass taking a huge dump.
That girl is a shovelface, I can't stand to look at her.
shovelface by Sanchez April 7, 2005

strangle bait 

To strangle ones self during masterbation in order to achieve orgasm.
I had to strangle bait last night to bust a nut
strangle bait by sanchez February 12, 2005
any person who believes they are better than everyone else and sucks off members in command.
jizz face by sanchez February 12, 2005
To do the bare minimum of a job, just enough to get by.
Did you burnside your work today. or did you do it right?
Burnside by sanchez February 12, 2005

greasy wire 

A smooth operator. someone who is well liked by others.
I thought you where a greasy wire, but your nothing but a rusty chain.
greasy wire by sanchez February 12, 2005