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Rocko's Modern Life

a cartoon series which was the brain child of Joe Murray. Told the tale of Rocko,a wallaby from Australia,who had moved to America. The cartoon featured surreal,exaggerated versions of the trials and tribulations of real life.
Man:Rocko's Modern Life,Eh? Sounds good.
Jonjo:It is. It contains surreal,exaggerated versions of the trials and tribulations of real life.
Man:That's deep.
by Jonjo January 15, 2005
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modernite

A person who is educated at the Modern School, New Delhi. Someone who is bright, intelligent, confident, well rounded personality, outstanding and stylish. Someone who believes in "Salvation cannot be achieved by the Weak". He also takes great pride in this identity and is almost snobbish about it.
Cool he must be a Modernite!!
by Luhar April 27, 2006
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Modern Welfare

The act of using your welfare check to buy the video game Modern Warfare 2.
example:
1:Yo dawg check out this game i gots

2:Yo ass on welfare howd you get dat shit

1:WIT my welfare nigga

2: thats some modern welfare rite there
by Harib Al'Sac January 29, 2010
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light mode

why am i blind??!?!?!
Light mode BLINDS MY EYES!!!!1!1!111!
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Post-post modernism

Also known as 'meta-modernism'. An inevitable categorical representation of our 'present' cultural age. It can be defined as a wide-ranging set of developments in critical theory, philosophy, architecture, art, literature and culture which are emerging from and reacting to post-modernism. Essentially, anyone that uses this term 95% of the time is a complete and utter pretentious and severely lost fuck-wit who views anything 'contemporary' with the same degree of fascination and reverence as anyone would today in context of artistic expressions before the 20th century. A million layers of irony and meta-observation coat the conceptual fabric of these peoples world perspective; nihilistic and empty speculations centred upon nothing comprise of their reality.

As can be deduced from the flowery and vague speculative language apparent (which is equally reflected within its actual content), meta-modernism is an aimless groping in the dark of an empty abyss, which cannot even be properly classified as a represented as 'nothingness', as it supposedly transcends all limitations of logical categories whilst at the same time remaining bound within them in a limbo state of infinite negation, construction, and the both synthesised into an infinite spiral which extends out into an unfathomable state of incalculable layers of irony.
Max: Hey Fenton, I just noticed that in your kindle library you had some post-post modernistic literature? Wtf is that shit?
Fenton: Ahh I'm glad you asked. Post-post modernism can be described in a nut-shell as an attempt of liberation of the inertia resulting from a century of modernistic idealogical naivety and cynical insincerity of its antonymous bastard child. It can be viewed as a movement in respect of transcending the super-imposed false dichotomies impressed upon our culture in hope of embracing a union of scientific-poetic synthesis and informed naivety of a magical realism of which exists -
Max: Lol wtf? What are you trying to say?
Fenton: Haha idk, it took me a couple hours to memorise and recite all the words and fuck you put me off but! I'll go from the beginning and recite this shit from scratch.
Max: Go to the fucking art-centre and you'll get all the chicks saying that shit, fuck man lets go tonight.
Fenton: Why do you think I bothered learning it cunt? Fuck yeah let's get some pussy tonight!
by Jack3t818 May 13, 2017
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boxer mode

After a long day of work or school, and you want to relax. Take off those pants and that shirt and sit infront of your tv in your boxers and drink some beers and eat some snacks.
Hey Mike, I can't wait to get home and get into boxer mode.
by PrfktTear March 9, 2007
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beat mode

An intense level of masturbation requiring a tremendous amount of concentration and determination. NEVER disturb someone who is in beat mode, for this can be extremely dangerous.
Don't mess with me when i'm in beat mode.... I may enter beast mode and go Marshawn Lynch on your ass.
by blake kubota April 23, 2011
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