fart knocker

One who farts on his neighbor's doorstep, knocks and then runs away leaving said neighbor in smelly ass cloud.

Goddamnit....That Fart Knocker just busted ass on my doorstep again.

by Dr. Evil December 3, 2003

knock-knock

Term used by the BSP crew when refering to anything negative. Mainly used when no other term will suffice.

God damned fucking mother-fucking knock-knock as fucking knock-knockhead

by gesis March 21, 2003

noodle knocker

A subject person who shoots another person in the head at close range knocking off his brain noodles.

That blood is one heck of a noodle knocker he went straight up to him and blasted his brains out.

by KALI (BLOOD LABLED GOONS) June 23, 2009

Cock knocker

A man-hating lesbian. Any person who has an intense dislike of the male genitalia.

I didn't get the job...there was no way that cock knocker dyke is going to hire me since I'm a man.

by Tony Pavich December 28, 2005

Kloeckner

A person with no car, refusing to ever learn how to drive.

"Hey are you going to the party tonight? Can I get a lift?"

"Dont try an pull a Kloeckner on me again"

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Klecktoken

Noun: Annual KKK fee. Usually paid at the end of the month. Failure to meet payment demands lead to expellsion from the KKK brotherhood.

"Cleedis, i don gon forgat to pay my hear klecktoken"

by Pmay0 March 14, 2005

knockaround guy

Mafia / Mob slang for a "wannabe" - a guy who will do the organization's dirty work in hopes of moving up, but his superiors will never consider seriously regardless of his efforts

<Boss>This might be real dirty and I know you are on parole</Boss>
<Underboss>I'll get one of these my knockaround guys to handle it; they'll follow it like a carrot on a stick. It's practically done already, Boss.</Underboss>

by SopranosFan2011 May 19, 2011