Johnny Walker's law

Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.

Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.

1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."

John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."

2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."

Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"

by W.A Stalker July 18, 2009

johnny depp

a total babe and is extremely talented. he has a band is an actor and has flawless looks.

watch any of his movies and i guarantee that you will fall in love with him.

by linda May 13, 2005

Johnny Depp

Super hot actor that looks great in eyeliner (or just about anything else).

I am going to kidnap Johnny Depp.

by darkdreamer July 21, 2003

Johnny Depp

fkn hottest actor EVER even though hes like 40. He always was, is and will be the ultimate cooool and hotness (i dont normally go for old guys)

omg johnny depp is hot!!!!!!!!!!

by jodi June 11, 2004

Little Johnny

A real son of a bitch. Can also be called a bastard.

Little Johnny is a real son of a bitch

by SpookN December 28, 2005

Johnny Depp

A man who never ages. He's 46 but looks like a 30 year old or even younger depending on whether he's clean shaven. He's also a fuckin brilliant actor, but does not recognize it himself. He's a very humble guy, and he's a very charming and amazing guy as well. He's a great father and role-model. He's been through a lot of shit in his life, but he has never fallen down. Plus, all his movies are amaaazing!! He's one of the most versatile actors out there. He really deserves the title of "Greatest Actor on the Face of the Earth." He also respects women very much, which is a reaaaallly gooood thingg. =)

You know, Johnny Depp is the one guy I can REALLY respect. He's just awesome. I really feel like watching Sleepy Hollow or Finding Neverland right now....

by lsd and cupcakes lol March 27, 2009

johnny depp

eat-able? yes. respectable? definitly. rape-able? mmmm NO!you know why??? because Johnny Depp is FAR too good for all these kids running around screaming his orgasmic name. He is a PROfessional actor and GAWD no doubt about that...but sometimes....these little 15 year old girls get carried away with their Depptastic fantasies. Johnny Depp is more than a nice body (which is what they all care about). He is a cup of tea with jack white. He is a hot bath on a rainy day. He is....
the most AMAZING man you would be LUCKY to even dream about.

Johnny Depp OWNS!

by Elisha January 3, 2004