Fegan Vgan

A person that fishes, catches, kills, then prepares the animal raw, smoked or sizzling.

Sword fisherman are less of a fegan vgan then a salty likes of you because the don't eat em raw.

by Sea Pirate 2 Captain V September 10, 2023

fecation

A massive dump, the result of taking a shit so profound that in addition to having the property of being an object, it is also an event.

Additionally, can be used to describe a person or object having the attributes of a monumental bowl movement.

He's not a turd. He's a massive fecation.

by FearMoreMovieLions November 22, 2023

Fecalitious

When that turd be bussin' on flavor so good you'd have another.

I ate her ass and that cutter be fecalitious

by TiddyPimpin November 24, 2024

Fecal Face

A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.

"Hey fecal face! Fuck you!"

by __________Sprout January 5, 2024

Fecal Frenzy

When you have explosive diarrhea

"I went into a bathroom and it was covered in shit, looks like someone had a Fecal Frenzy in there"

by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 6, 2024

Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.

Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.

by CBoyed February 23, 2024

Fecal brap

A term to describe a messy fart.

Mr. Kat is sniffing up all the fecal braps!

by anonymous March 9, 2024