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clocker

a stalker that only stalks in the morning
6am : the clocker is out
by scabies mcduff October 13, 2004
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corker

an annoying nickname youve had since you were little.
Hey Corker. Do this and that.
by Bob February 26, 2005
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Pressure Cooker

My wife was cozy under her weighted blanket until I trapped her underneath and gave her a pressure cooker.
by Linguist-King April 23, 2020
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cooker

what the fuck is a cooker?
by jimmy123321 January 2, 2009
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Corker

At a gathering/party consisting of heterosexual males, if it is suspected that a few of them are homosexual, each heterosexual man acts as the corker and plugs his anus/rectum with a cork in order to prevent the forced unwanted entrance of a penis. The process of corking usually occurs in the early morning when mot heterosexual men are falling asleep.
Mike (Heterosexual Man): C'mon John, lets corker it up and hope Tiago and Danny don't decork us.
John (Heterosexual Man): Good thinking man. Lets cork it.
by Kap One July 31, 2007
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Brock Cocked

A cock with a permanent scar on it's shaft from masturbating too much.
He brock cocked his dick to look like Texas!
by baginajuice16 February 22, 2011
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[Chris Crocker]

A faggish attention whore tranny boy who only cares about an unfit mother rather to care about starving children in Africa dying every 3 seconds.
My teachers hate him so much that they banned us from seeing videos of him in school! He is just a 20 year old loser who still lives with his grandparents. Don't they ever stop and think "What is our grandson doing in our basement"?
My mother hates this guy so much that she turned to me and asked "Is that a man or a woman". I said "A boy/girl".
This dude thinks that he is a woman!

This, everyone is an example of why kids should not do drugs
Chris Crocker(looking like a tranny) : Alright, yall don't be knowin' tha jam, so this is da jam, right hairstyle!

(dances to Danity Kane's "Damage" in a faggish way, singing horribly trying to take off his clothes)

Chris Crocker : Danity Kane Damaged.
by lill keke June 14, 2008
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