Cactus Budding

When you get herpes hut a whole lotta hairs grow all over them. Typically used to stop masturbation.

"I cant masturbate anymore because im cactus budding"
"Haha fuckin loser you got herpes"

by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017

frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

Cactus Rat

A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).

Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!

by PorcupineFan24 December 15, 2024

Dancing cactus

its a cactus that will not stop dancing

The dancing cactus is here

by dancing labron james September 29, 2017

cactus clit

Noun; When a girl is turned off by a guy or his actions. The equivalent to "Turtle Dick".

So i was talking Ivonne and told her i was attracted to working OT and she replied "that is such a turn off, i just got cactus clit!"

by Self1sh August 28, 2017

Humble Cactus

Humble Cactus is a phrase used to refer to someone being a bitch. It is used in Minecraft because of the Microsoft chat reporting system. Another variation of this is Recap.

Hey (insert Minecraft Gamertag) stop being a Humble Cactus!

by Bamblue_1043 August 8, 2022

Fire Cactus

When you hit your friends vape or a penjamin and you can’t stop coughing.

Friend A: Hey, hit my vape!
Friend B: Okay!
*coughing*
Friend B: SHIT! Damn Fire Cactus!

by Snixxx April 21, 2024