brain breaker

Something so inconceivably fucked-up that it causes actual mental damage.

OK, who can't understand that a NY TV reality show personality WOULDN'T solicit a foreign country for election assistance?
That would be a brain breaker...

by YAWA January 25, 2020

mega smooth brain

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is so smooth brain that he's mega smooth brain

by dr.cocslong February 26, 2021

Brain Sex

Deep intellectual intercourse between people.

We talked about Tolstoy for hours last night. It was total brain sex!

by The Manwhore May 18, 2011

Brain Malfunction

When your brain physically is unable to respond or comprehend at most times.

"I tried to talk sense in to Rick Santorum, but he has a brain malfunction"

by Prokrustesseng January 13, 2012

Sleep Brain

This is the evil part of your brain in the morning that tries to trick you into sleeping in. It often attempts to fool you into thinking you've already woken up by making you dream about getting ready for work.

Dude, I'm late for work! I think Sleep Brain turned off my alarm this morning, cuz I don't remember doing it.

by KatyM February 3, 2008

MBA Brain

An expensive waste of an advanced college degree that obliterates any common sense you had may have had left causing you to make ridiculously irrational choices

I watched a dozen recent grads from the masters in business program fail to be able to divide a dinner check by twelve. It must be that damn MBA brain, those fools couldn't fight there way out of a paper bag.

by MBA LIVIN LIFE October 19, 2014

no brain

Someone so clueless, stupid, or oblivious that you are certain they have nothing between their ears.

I can't believe Jon can't use a tape measure. What a no brain.

by theidgasking May 1, 2014