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Blue Monster 

A freakishly tall faggot that dresses like smurfette while devouring cocks down at the glory hole. Usually a failed basketball player wannabe
That homo Adam turns into a real Blue Monster as soon as he enters the “phone booth”
Blue Monster by Lou_SpudWhole December 19, 2019

blue lock man 

they're a fine, hot, sexy motherfucker. I'll smash.
ego fucker: "did you see blue lock man? god damn they're fucking hot."

normal stan: "they're a hologram...?"
blue lock man by EGONLYFANS September 2, 2020

Blue Angel 

The act of igniting one's flatulence; usually achieved by holding a lighter near the anus while passing gas. The term comes from the bluish-colored flame often resulting from methane combustion. (Note that this activity can be dangerous, and has been known to severly burn the anus and even entrails of careless practitoners.)
I have always enjoyed doing blue angels, but decided to discontinue the activity the day that a flame singed my lower intestines.
Blue Angel by Ocram April 27, 2003

Blue Box 

n. What a woman gets after becoming sexually excited, but not satisfied. The female equivalent to blue balls.
When I left to go watch the game at the bar with the guys, and abruptly stopped orally pleasuring my woman, she got a bad case of blue box.

blue gummer 

A spear chukka, jemima, nigger, etc.
We don't allow blue gummers in here.
blue gummer by Vladimir Putin October 16, 2005

blue balling 

To tease something or someone into expecting something that doesn't actually happen, most commonly used in reference to when a guy thinks he's gonna get laid but ends up getting none (see Blue Balls
"Are you actually gonna do it this time or are you just blue balling again?"
blue balling by SolSightWard June 14, 2018