wipe off the swine

The act of wiping the germs off of somebody after coughing/sneezing on them.
It is a rather pointless act, probably wiping even more germs on them, but it gets rid of some of the paranoia.

Person 1: AAAAA-CHHOOOOO!!!!! onto Person 2's arm.
Person 2: Bless you.
(Person 2 is really thinking about how he/she is going to sue Person 1 when they get the swine flu.)
Person 1 wipes the site that they sneezed on saying, "Here let me wipe off the swine flu."

by up@6aM May 6, 2009

pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

by stahlout September 16, 2006

wipe-out hacker

A hacker who enjoys wiping out computers after stealing information.

A wipe-out hacker is a piece of human garbage!

by Word Madman March 22, 2019

Wipe Your Minge

A derivitive of 'Dry your eyes'.

"Oh wipe your minge and stop complaining!"

by Jaffa_cake April 30, 2007

Lyrical Ass-wipe

A person who pretends to like music based on the musical quality, when truly they just like the song because the words are catchy or semi-funny.

LA-w "Dude, I really enjoy Poker Face by Lady Gaga for the quality of the electro-synchronization."
Me "quit being such a lyrical ass-wipe"

by TrickyDick69er February 4, 2010

Orbital Wipe Sessions

When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.

Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.

by Mr. Gullible August 22, 2008

wind x wipe

when you squirt windex up your butt because your too lazy to wipe

jamal is a dirty little roach, he did that wind x wipe

by fiyateeth March 13, 2009