angry fat woman

A woman that is both fat and angry at the world in general and often has the belief that a person that is going to go down should go down in flames.

Rhia is a angry fat woman who thinks that Dark Armor is awesome.

by Aster01 July 7, 2008

woman

A biological collection of polygons strategically placed in such a manner that, upon visual stimulation, would cause a male homosapien's penis to fill with blood. Said polygons include, but are not limited to, an irregular concave located between the legs and two conics on the anterior of the torso.

I tried to use integral calculus to determine the volume of the two conic sections that protrude off the chest of a woman. However, when I came in for a closer inspection, the collection of polygons stabbed me and claimed sexual harassment. The things I do for the evolution of mathematics...

by mnp2 April 16, 2006

womad

world of music art and dance. a festival one of the best

reading, rivermead

by the queen April 26, 2003

Day woman

A female co-worker that a married man is sometimes 'intimately' close to just about every hour of every day while at work.

Bob having a drink with Tom: Did you check out who just walked in?
Tom eying the tall, lean redhead: Oh yeah! She's hot!
Bob: Yeah Literally! That's my day woman. You have to meet her! You'll unload right here!

by Pizzamaster April 21, 2010

salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 14, 2004

Wing Woman

The friend who will stay by your side when you go out and/or dance with you while clubbing in order to keep the ugly/creepy/scary guys at bay. Unlike a Wing Man, this is not the girl who occupies the hot guy's ugly friend. Unlike women, guys have no problem ditching their friends for the hook-up (they just say, "peace out, man, I got to go tap that" and the discussion is closed). Wing Women are usually hot or at least cute so that they are easy to pass off if there happens to be a not so ugly/creepy/scary guy with whom the other woman would like to hook up. The Wing Woman position may be held simultaneously within a pair or group of women.

Good thing Evelyn was my Wing Woman or that creepy guy would have been grinding me on the dance floor.

by Nicole Masciopinto April 25, 2007

woman's basketball

an oxymoron; pathetic excuse to put a ball in a basket, and when it happens, it is a paradox; some shots are so ridiculous, one wonders how it is some women are allowed to play the game; I must clarify, there are good women basketball players, however most are horrible

Stan: Hey are you going to the Woman's basketball game?
Bill: Yeah, im doing a report on whether drunk monkies can beat a high school girl's bball team
Stan: Oh cool, I'll see you there
Bill: Yeah
Stan: Hey, I'll put $10 on the monkies winning
Bill: I'll add it to the pot

by ILuvWomen March 8, 2007