war in the woods

An incestious game played between younger children in the woods. Usually involving brothers and sisters who perform despicible acts of sexual behavior.

Dont hang out with her, she used to play war in the woods with her brothers.

by kingspubforlife April 25, 2010

tiger woods

His real name is eldrick!

Haha now we know y he had soo much time to practice his swing when he was a kid!!!

by cartman5000 July 29, 2004

two words

Emphatic description, always followed with an adjective not of two words.

Two words: fabu-lous.

by jschoenweiler October 18, 2008

replacement words

Words that replace curse words and are usually immature, obnoxious, and unnecessary.

Jack: "What the fruit is going on here?"
Jill: "What didn't you just say f***?"
Jack: "Oh, I'm trying to stay appropriate for the kids, so I'm using replacement words."

by katec123 April 25, 2010

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words by world renowned personalities, quoted by famous world scholars.

Some examples of famous last words:

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" - JFK to Jackie just before his assassination.

"What the FUCK was that?!?" - The Mayor of Hiroshima as the A-Bomb was detonated.

by warmbrother May 27, 2014

wadsworthian snaggletooth

When one person is recieving oral sex, and the tooth of the other person scratches their genitalia.

Guy1, "How was your date with Cindy last night?"

Guy2, "Great...Until she gave me a wadsworthian snaggletooth."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

Wadsworth

Unit of measurement. Equivalent to one amount of ejaculent.

How much salt do the potatoes need? About a wadsworth.

by Page0 June 14, 2018