wipe-out hacker

A hacker who enjoys wiping out computers after stealing information.

A wipe-out hacker is a piece of human garbage!

by Word Madman March 22, 2019

pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

by stahlout September 16, 2006

wipe off the swine

The act of wiping the germs off of somebody after coughing/sneezing on them.
It is a rather pointless act, probably wiping even more germs on them, but it gets rid of some of the paranoia.

Person 1: AAAAA-CHHOOOOO!!!!! onto Person 2's arm.
Person 2: Bless you.
(Person 2 is really thinking about how he/she is going to sue Person 1 when they get the swine flu.)
Person 1 wipes the site that they sneezed on saying, "Here let me wipe off the swine flu."

by up@6aM May 6, 2009

Wipe Your Minge

A derivitive of 'Dry your eyes'.

"Oh wipe your minge and stop complaining!"

by Jaffa_cake April 30, 2007

cunt wet wipe

MANLIKEHAKS

MANLIKEHAKS is a cunt wet wipe from london

by wetWipeMan February 16, 2021

One Wipe Wonder

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean

Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder

by Evered June 2, 2014

Waste basket wipe

When going for #2 and no toilet paper is available you use dirty kleenex for the waste basket

Was at Adam's the other night had to shit so bad he didn't have any tp so I didn't have a choice but waste basket wipe.

by Mike Stabb August 23, 2016