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Trumpetiquette

Politically incorrectness.
It's about time Americans stopped sugar-coating everything and learn Trumpetiquette.
by Dump truck November 9, 2016
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trumpet

Dude 1: Man, Trump won the election.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.
by HitlerOfGrammar November 26, 2016
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Trumpeting

Set of marketing measures that helped Donald Trump to become US president
- Look, what a funny meme about Trump!
- You are exposed to trumpeting, bro
by jerry_rum December 8, 2016
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trumpet

The annoying-high pitched brass trash
The trumpets failed that note.
by Friesians101 December 13, 2016
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Trumpet

Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.
1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.

2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.
by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017
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Trumpetized

When someone lives in fear of Trump policies.
I'm Trumpetized of walls.
by Miguel 😧 B February 1, 2017
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Trumpet-in-chief

Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.

Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?

A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017
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