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Trumpetized 

1. The act of being traumatized by Trump in any way, shape or form.

2. The realization that half your family wanted him to be President, and you can't opt out of sharing DNA with them.

3. The sneaking suspicion that you've traveled to a darker, non-sensical timeline in one of the many alternate universes, where Trump is President and people are ok with that.
"I am deeply trumpetized by all these negative tweets about me. Fire those rockets!" - Kim Jong-Un.
Trumpetized by quadcopter May 24, 2017
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Trumpetized 

When someone lives in fear of Trump policies.
I'm Trumpetized of walls.
Trumpetized by Miguel 😧 B February 1, 2017

Trumpitized 

Sudden fluctuations in cognitive impairment, altered consciousness, and decreased levels of attention
I thought Rosemary 's Baby was nominated to the Supreme Court, but I was just trumpitized.
Trumpitized by Libreal Party November 16, 2016

Trumpitized 

Being traumatized by acts and/or statements made by a Narcissistic clown.
I was watching the news and was trumpitized by Donald Trumph's tweets.
Trumpitized by Maddog July 10, 2017

Trumpitized 

The state of being traumatized by Trump's election as President
The world is Trumpitized, wondering how he made it to the Presidency.
Trumpitized by MarianneM November 16, 2016

trumpatized 

when you simultaneously are outraged at injustice, saddened by hate, and laughing at stupidity.
Eric read the latest executive order and immediately felt trumpatized.
The latest press conference left Sandy feeling trumpatized.
trumpatized by revfish February 3, 2017

trumptized

To be mesmerized by a great speaker/speech. Such as when president Trump speaks.
(Guy 1) Dude are they still chanting "lock her up", and "drain the swamp"?
(Guy 2) Yep. They're true americans. They're trumptized.
trumptized by jayn3al March 22, 2017