Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

by mcquick September 20, 2007

human torch

A flaming queeny bastard fag. A gayfer who walks as if a giant rubber dong has been shoved deep into his nether regions where it still resides. (See also Johnny Storm)

Holy shit man, look at that queer ass bastard over there. He must be a human fucking torch!

by CassieCAT192000 October 18, 2003

Olympic torch

(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.

The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.


Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

torchilla

A rare cross between a tortilla and a chinchilla; most prominent in the Tijuana region and in parts of New Mexico. However, there have been recent sightings as far as Austin, Texas.

I am a white tortilla seeking a grey chinchilla. I hope to one day start a family of off-white torchillas.

by Viktoria Hoffman December 13, 2008

torchwagoose

a total dis that is basically like calling someone a goose that has been lit on fire, punched in the back of the head, and got its ass kicked majorley haha.

" Dude, you are a fuckin torchwagoose that is completely stupid in every way."

by Toki22 October 31, 2007

Topha

An obese feline, typically a house cat that eats too much food.

That darn cat is such a Topha, she ate everything in the house!

by Sopha the Cat November 2, 2010

torp

Noun: a period after a heavy meal where one needs to sit and not talk or move for a while and digest.

Verb: to sit around, not talking or moving, and digest.

from torpor.

After eating a heavy meal of Indian food, we had to sit around the table and torp for a while before we were up for the walk home.

That snake's gone into its torp after eating such a huge antelope.

by lakmiseiru7 May 16, 2011