porff toi

a ponce term for poofter

Oh my! what a porff toi that gentleman is!

by miss l April 26, 2004

New toy

The shiny, fresh one that just came out the box with no dust on it.

He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.

by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021

toi

a person who is typing too fast and types toi instead of too

person 1-" I miss you toi"
person 2-"Toi?"
person 1-"Sry I meant too"
random person-"Youre such a toi"

by vimo April 08, 2017

ToI

A fucking trash ass tower

I failed f10 of ToI again! This tower is shit!

by Pokemonfangamer123 November 13, 2021

toy soldier shower

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship

Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower

Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.

by Tan tatter March 11, 2024

Toad Toy Store

Toys for all ages 4-99. Mainly children, but adults could play with them if desired.

Do you want to go to the Toad Toy Store jimmy?

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 03, 2021

electric toys

EVs, electric vehicles. These vehicles are immediate danger for the world, economics. This is another example of the mud we are going to in the "future". The term "toys" comes from the actual source of idea - kids toys. The difference is that EVs are just bigger in scale. The lie, that they are "green" is another example of human dumbness. Compared to a car, which creates little pollution during its entire lifespan, an EV creates tons of environment-harming substances and its not even made yet. And during the winter the battery doesnt last. Currently there is no way of recycling these toy batteries 20x bigger.

Electric toys are more harmful than cars

by Save_cars_protect_Europe December 12, 2024