he she it thing

Man / Woman Girl / Boy
Ewwww get a fukin sex change u he she

Ewwww its an ugly man nooooo its a girl ahahahaha he she! SSHHIIMM!!!

by Chloe weeks December 6, 2004

Sheetz

Sheetz is a suck ass gas station/ inconvenient store where you go to lose your fucking mind. Mainly hicks go there to order MTO food for them and the 27 other people in their family. And the teens go there to get their juul pods to be the cool kids in school, kids that are underage also will try to buy tobacco products but their ID is in the car. And travelers from out of state get in line and always forget one thing wile the cashier is ringing them out and run around the store getting 12 more things. Basically a place to go if you want to see what hell will be like.

Person one- hey wanna go to Sheetz?

Person two- nah fuck that Sheetz sucks.

Person three- what’s a Sheetz? I never heard of that.

Person two- good you should keep it that way if you know what’s good for you.

by WildCard89! August 6, 2018

Balance sheet

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about

Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.

by Matt can you pass the sauce May 29, 2016

Sheetz

A place where hipster d-bags like to go when they're completely shit faced drunk, and like to ask the quiet stoners what number they have, and insinuate that I'll just talk to you because you're drunk. Often times this will lead to hostility from both ends, but all the while, the stoners just bite their tongue and eat the food, while the drunks ask strangers questions such as "What's the matter, you don't like talking to me?" or "What's the matter, did you just get out of work?". This follows the modest stoners waiting in line for a godam breakfast sandwich and a hashbrown for 45 million years because the rest of the backwards hat ego maniacs ordered 7 course meals and not being grateful that the Sheetz employees are sweating balls and into your food. The stoners leave and never go back there. The drunks look for the stoners to beat them up, but they are gone already so they don't know what else to do because they haven't a life.

Hipster D-bag "What number do you have, brah?!"

Complete stranger to Hipster D-bag "...........you are why I don't come to Sheetz"

by G13 Mcgee April 28, 2009

sheet wreckin

A night of passionate love making resulting in the inevitable destruction of the provided bedding.

Damn baby, last nights sheet wreckin left my sister's guest bed in tatters. (high five)

by Fannie Arbo September 23, 2010

sheath your sword

Putting your dick away or chill out

"Damn Bruh sheath your sword."
"I'm not sheathin my sword till 3am tonight baby."

by RawrXD123 March 3, 2017

Sexcel Sheet

A detailed excel spreadsheet that documents a person's sex life. Can include names, ages, dates, details of hookups, ratings, race/ethnicity, locations etc,

"So according to my sexcel sheet I have hooked up with 5 people over the age of 26."

by Elyse Black April 24, 2013