Shit Swizzler

(1)A type of person who agknowlages him/herself in the best way possible and doesn't give a fuck about anyone, even his/her family.

(2) the act of giving someone a swirly after you crapped in it

(1) You are such a damn Shit Swizzler!
(2)"how was your day?" "It was awful, I was a victim of the Shit Swizzler"

by The40thrainbow February 11, 2017

shizzlesticks

shizzles and fiddlesticks combined; a word that replaces an expletive like sh** or f*** that normally expresses anger, frustration, pain, etc.; meant to be used around small children so they won't pick up cussing from you

guy (drops can on foot): f****** christ!
child (laughing): f****** christ!
girl: look what you've done! you should have said shizzlesticks
guy (in pain): that takes too long to say!

by jozstone February 18, 2009

Shizzlenig

A rare oddity, a Nigger with a small dick.

Jimmy: Phil showed me his pee pee, daddy.

Jimmy's Pops: I wouldn't have thought it was very big, I heard he was a Shizzlenig

by Efronfan1337 July 9, 2009

sizzle cakes

used to describe an attractive female's boobs or ass.

Hey, look at that girl's "sizzle cakes"; she's a knock-out.

by esther2010 September 8, 2010

Sizzlered

When you go to Sizzler really drunk.

Donna threw up in the buffet, she was totally sizzlered.

by Missy Maplemoth November 16, 2010

sizzler pants

Sizzler pants are loose fitting pants that leave room for your stomach to expand with the excess consumption of food - much like it does when you visit the all you can eat buffet at Sizzler (especially if you eat the cheesy bread).

"A new all you can eat place just opened up down the road so I'm gonna get my sizzler pants on and go ape shit on that buffet"

by Giggles45 October 1, 2014

Shizzle my Nizzle

An alternative to saying "Shit" or "Dammit".

Aw, Shizzle my nizzle! I forgot my ducking purse at Starbucks!

by air.catcher.pilots December 16, 2016