The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.
Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
by deathgrippin March 15, 2021
Get the cock shockmug. The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.
I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the sticker-shockmug. When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.
by Jaylo_rainbo August 14, 2017
Get the Cock shockmug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
Get the Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》mug. by The Doc75 May 24, 2017
Get the Ass shockmug. The reaction that occurs when one is going to fuck a chick and accidentally slides into her ass with no warning.
“Why hasn’t Colleen been around lately?”
“Oh man, she went into analphylactic shock when I slipped out of her pussy and charged through her back door unannounced. She’s recovering and doesn’t want to talk to me at the moment.
“Oh man, she went into analphylactic shock when I slipped out of her pussy and charged through her back door unannounced. She’s recovering and doesn’t want to talk to me at the moment.
by Savageindustries March 17, 2024
Get the Analphylactic shockmug. When you are in a certain setting and something with a very opposite vibe comes in. It can be a good or bad vibe.
Let’s say you’re in a dark dramatic setting like a grungy abandoned mall. Then you lay down and look up at the outside glass dome and you see the bright and beautiful sky above you. That’s the vibe shock and the change of vibe catches you off guard.
Or
When you’re out with friends and that one mean bitch who came because a friend invited him over and they just ruin the whole vibe unannounced.
Or
When you’re out with friends and that one mean bitch who came because a friend invited him over and they just ruin the whole vibe unannounced.
by Dadadadadadapoushettabidch March 24, 2022
Get the Vibe Shockmug.